“Don’t Vent to Me. I Invoice.” Tee

This is not a safe space for unpaid emotional labor.
If your trauma dump doesn’t come with a Venmo, don’t bother.

Polished, passive-aggressive, and painfully accurate, this tee is made for the girlies who get trauma-dumped at work, at brunch, in Target, and somehow still look good doing it.

This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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